SHAMPOOZIE!
so thats whats hes been hiding
philanthropy-lite:

so this happened

philanthropy-lite:

so this happened

damnwyverngems:

Hi comrade!, I remember in MH3Tri killing this whale with Alatroll Longsword or Deviljho Greatsword. In MH3U honestly I have only fight him with Greatsword. Some comments in gamerfaq using SA & G-Lance:
Legendrider:
▼Switch Axe - constantly use sword mode, never bother with axe mode here, for maximum output. Helps that sword mode won’t bounce off Jhen.
▼Gunlance - shells and wyvernfire. Go on part breaking frenzy with Jhen.
Number43: Real hunters kill him with kicks.
Here are some Vids:
●Jhen Mohran - Brachy Gunlance

●MH3U - Beginner’s Tutorial to Jhen Mohran

●Jhen Mohran Solo Hunt Part 1/2 -  Brachy Switch Axe - Part 2

And this videos help me a lot for farming G rank Jheny :
●[MH3U] G-Rank Jhen Mohran GS Solo - Herald of Prosperity - 20:25 
●MH3U G-rank Jhen Mohran Solo 13:30 
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●Jheny you’re drunk
Comrades any more tips for fighting Jhen Moron with SA & GL?

 First things first, bring either a Dragon or Ice elemental weapon (or a Slime weapon if you can’t bring either).

Now for the majority of the fight, you will be relying on your Ballista shots, Ballista Binder, Gong, Cannon Shots, and of course the Dragonater. 
For the first phase, you should only use the Gong and Binder for when it is about to attack the ship. The Cannon Shots should be saved for the second phase as they’ll be more useful there. What you choose to do with the Ballista shots depends on you. Do you want to farm for his tusks? Then aim for those (dropping an Anti-dragon Bomb on them would help them break faster). Or do you just want to kill Jhen as quickly as possible? In that case, aim for his lower lips. Now for the Dragonater,  you have to time it right due to it’s delayed start-up. Only activate it when Jhen is charging straight toward the ship (its best to activate it when he does the second jump that way it’ll hit him in time).

The second phase is when you will be using more of your weapon. Start off by running up to it and start eradicating those front legs! Breaking them staggers him and forces him to back away from the ship. Once he starts getting closer, head back to the ship and wait for him to get close enough to hit him with the Dragonater. From there you can either bombard him with Cannon Shots, or head back to his legs to continue breaking them. The Gong can now serve two purposes: you can continue to use it when he’s about to attack the ship (which  forces him to back off), or you could use it while it’s roaring to stun it for a seconds (though this won’t force a back off). The Binder stuns him for a few seconds as well, but won’t prevent a back off either. 

Some skills I’d recommend would be HG Earplugs, Artillery Expert, and Partbreaker.

Hope this helps!

damnwyverngems:

Hi comrade!, I remember in MH3Tri killing this whale with Alatroll Longsword or Deviljho Greatsword. In MH3U honestly I have only fight him with Greatsword. Some comments in gamerfaq using SA & G-Lance:

Legendrider:

▼Switch Axe - constantly use sword mode, never bother with axe mode here, for maximum output. Helps that sword mode won’t bounce off Jhen.

▼Gunlance - shells and wyvernfire. Go on part breaking frenzy with Jhen.

Number43: Real hunters kill him with kicks.

Here are some Vids:

Jhen Mohran - Brachy Gunlance

MH3U - Beginner’s Tutorial to Jhen Mohran

Jhen Mohran Solo Hunt Part 1/2 -  Brachy Switch Axe - Part 2

And this videos help me a lot for farming G rank Jheny :

[MH3U] G-Rank Jhen Mohran GS Solo - Herald of Prosperity - 20:25 

MH3U G-rank Jhen Mohran Solo 13:30 

——

Jheny you’re drunk

Comrades any more tips for fighting Jhen Moron with SA & GL?

First things first, bring either a Dragon or Ice elemental weapon (or a Slime weapon if you can’t bring either). Now for the majority of the fight, you will be relying on your Ballista shots, Ballista Binder, Gong, Cannon Shots, and of course the Dragonater. For the first phase, you should only use the Gong and Binder for when it is about to attack the ship. The Cannon Shots should be saved for the second phase as they’ll be more useful there. What you choose to do with the Ballista shots depends on you. Do you want to farm for his tusks? Then aim for those (dropping an Anti-dragon Bomb on them would help them break faster). Or do you just want to kill Jhen as quickly as possible? In that case, aim for his lower lips. Now for the Dragonater, you have to time it right due to it’s delayed start-up. Only activate it when Jhen is charging straight toward the ship (its best to activate it when he does the second jump that way it’ll hit him in time). The second phase is when you will be using more of your weapon. Start off by running up to it and start eradicating those front legs! Breaking them staggers him and forces him to back away from the ship. Once he starts getting closer, head back to the ship and wait for him to get close enough to hit him with the Dragonater. From there you can either bombard him with Cannon Shots, or head back to his legs to continue breaking them. The Gong can now serve two purposes: you can continue to use it when he’s about to attack the ship (which forces him to back off), or you could use it while it’s roaring to stun it for a seconds (though this won’t force a back off). The Binder stuns him for a few seconds as well, but won’t prevent a back off either. Some skills I’d recommend would be HG Earplugs, Artillery Expert, and Partbreaker. Hope this helps!
sp-headcannons:

drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:


Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?High five, America!


oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine


im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

"TUBBY CUSTARD"

sp-headcannons:

drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

image

im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"

10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

"TUBBY CUSTARD"

ask-blackdiablos:

I just hit 300 followers. So I guess prizes and shit.

I don’t even know how I got 300 followers. Go follow better blogs damn it :U

Prizes

The winner will get to choose ONE of the following prizes.

Monster Hunter Illustrations. Either volume one or two.

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OR

A choice from one of the…

I-I hope it’s not too late to get in on this Guild card craze!

what is monster hunter

kanayastrider:

badass armor

big monsters

big weapons

big music

bbq

grimchild:

Been tinkering with the idea of a Monster Hunter monster version of Charizard.  Maybe I’ll flesh this idea out more someday.  You should pretend this this is like leaked concept art for Pokemonster Hunter if you show it to someone.