Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
oh my god
bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING
"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.
I just hit 300 followers. So I guess prizes and shit.
I don’t even know how I got 300 followers. Go follow better blogs damn it :U
The winner will get to choose ONE of the following prizes.
Monster Hunter Illustrations. Either volume one or two.
A choice from one of the…
Been tinkering with the idea of a Monster Hunter monster version of Charizard. Maybe I’ll flesh this idea out more someday. You should pretend this this is like leaked concept art for Pokemonster Hunter if you show it to someone.
I helped Kazerad (of Prequel fame) out with some drawthread requests on /co/ today. He was burdened with the responsibility for not updating in 5 years, or so. Or months. One of those, I think.
1 - Katia as a cat.
2 - Long haired Katia.
3 - Katia Z, or something.
4 - Katia and the King.
5 - This is actually from another thread from the day before. Oh, that filthy weathervane.
6 - Cultist-Chan meets Katia.
HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY
As the final strike hit the rathian, she turned to her fallen love and jumped…